Today, two funny things happened. The first being that two stray dogs got into our garage and were playing with our recycled cans, tossing them back and forth. They left with a Dr. Pepper can. That is something you do not see everyday when walking into your garage.
The second being that Jon got a bill from the lab saying that we owe money because the sperm count check from his vasectomy was denied from our insurance - the reason - because it said it was from a female.
Now I know if I were Jon, Joe, Rich or Jason I could make this a lot funnier - but I just wanted to make everyone smile instead of role around hysterically on the ground while you were supposed to be working.
Update: My neighbor was caring for the dogs until their owner could be found and we heard today that they belong to another neighbor a few streets away. The dogs have been lost for over two weeks!
Sometimes you really don’t need to embellish. That is funny enough as it is….